Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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This lovely message to fat women popped up on my FB feed.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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warrior you know you like em chunky i don't even know why you are fronting lol
 

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warrior you know you like em chunky i don't even know why you are fronting lol
Did you look at those pictures? That's ain't chucky. I was on a committee with a chic who looks and dresses like that. Complete *****. The entire committee went to her house one night to hang out and relax, have a few drinks...smoke a few bowls. She starts confessing how she hasn't been laid in 5 years because men are intimidated by her intelligence. I really wanted to tell her it's because she's built like a chunky, snarky, tatted up, foul mouthed feminist cave troll with a shrill voice and sense of entitlement.

It just ain't about the fat, its about the fat + awful personalities. Ain't nobody got time for that. If you're gonna be fat at least be pleasant and thankful.

This is curvy.
http://onemoremegan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/curvygirls1.jpg

This is not.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-12-16-MB2.jpg
 

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the sad thing is that girl would be pretty banging if she were 50 pound slighter. she's not ugly she's just fat as hell. which i mean, is ugly lol but you get what i mean.

a girl 50 pounds lighter with that hair with the red **** me pumps that's kinda hot. on her it's just gross tho
 

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Am I the only one that noticed that fat girl has purple hair? She could lose 50 lbs....he!! she could lose 100 lbs but the fact is she STILL has PURPLE HAIR. What does that scream to me? It says "Hey I'm the biggest feminist liberal whackjob of a b!tch you will EVER meet". Now I'm not one to really get into the whole politics thing most of the time, but being around women like this I can guarantee you every d@mn thing you do or say will turn into a political debate with her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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i'm kinda digging the purple hair / red **** me pumps honestly. i could do that. it's an itneresting combo.

I mean i couldn't take her seriously lol, but that would be a fun friday night if i were single she were 50 pounds lighter.
 

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I once had to set up all the chairs for a cage fight in a warehouse. The chairs arrived late, and they were the flimsiest plastic folding chairs I have ever seen. I told my boss that I didn't think they would hold fat people.

A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.

Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
 

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How do I shoe horn that into my match profile? If you've ever broken a plastic chair, move on. Lmao
 

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Robert28 said:
Am I the only one that noticed that fat girl has purple hair? She could lose 50 lbs....he!! she could lose 100 lbs but the fact is she STILL has PURPLE HAIR. What does that scream to me? It says "Hey I'm the biggest feminist liberal whackjob of a b!tch you will EVER meet". Now I'm not one to really get into the whole politics thing most of the time, but being around women like this I can guarantee you every d@mn thing you do or say will turn into a political debate with her.

backbreaker said:
i'm kinda digging the purple hair / red **** me pumps honestly. i could do that. it's an itneresting combo.
Who could even see that coming. What a totally non predictable shock.
 
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I once had to set up all the chairs for a cage fight in a warehouse. The chairs arrived late, and they were the flimsiest plastic folding chairs I have ever seen. I told my boss that I didn't think they would hold fat people.

A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.

Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
This had me rolling.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bible_Belt said:
I once had to set up all the chairs for a cage fight in a warehouse.
Could stop here and still be the best thing posted on the internet today. Thanks.
 

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dasein said:
Could stop here and still be the best thing posted on the internet today. Thanks.
Haha I thought the same thing.

My dad tells this story from when he was a kid...Got set up on a blind date with a big girl, as it turned out. At the time where he lived you had to parallel park everywhere. He opens the car door for her and she gets in....The door got completely stuck on the curb.
 

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What a load of sh!t. No surprise it's a woman who wrote that article. They couldn't find a guy to give out compliments to these whales, unless he was one of these chubby chaser guys with a fat fetish.

I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
 

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Oh, as for the original topic...What a complete pile of horse****. Yet another attempt by the feminist left to designate fat chicks a protected class. And the second article like this from the huff post posted here in the last couple of weeks.

Male or female, there is nothing attractive or sexy about land whales. Propoganda campaigns won't change that brutal reality.
 

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zekko said:
What a load of sh!t. No surprise it's a woman who wrote that article. They couldn't find a guy to give out compliments to these whales, unless he was one of these chubby chaser guys with a fat fetish.

I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
Exactly. It's not like you deserve bad treatment, but don't **** with the rest of us for not being attracted to it.

But that's where we are, politically, these days it seems. It's not enough to simply tolerate and accept formerly marginalized groups. No, now you are a hater if you don't support and celebrate them too, even if they disgust you. Unless you aren't in favor with the self-appointed arbitors of all thus horse****....ie the type of people who write for and read the huff post....in which case it's open season on you on all fronts.

They can project, shame, and cajole all they want....I have exactly ZERO control over the fact that my **** won't get hard with a fat woman in the room.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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