http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jes-baker/sex-relationships-fat-girls_b_4453713.html
Try not to vomit gents.
Try not to vomit gents.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This lovely message to fat women popped up on my FB feed.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
warrior you know you like em chunky i don't even know why you are fronting lol
Did you look at those pictures? That's ain't chucky. I was on a committee with a chic who looks and dresses like that. Complete *****. The entire committee went to her house one night to hang out and relax, have a few drinks...smoke a few bowls. She starts confessing how she hasn't been laid in 5 years because men are intimidated by her intelligence. I really wanted to tell her it's because she's built like a chunky, snarky, tatted up, foul mouthed feminist cave troll with a shrill voice and sense of entitlement.backbreaker said:
It just ain't about the fat, its about the fat + awful personalities. Ain't nobody got time for that. If you're gonna be fat at least be pleasant and thankful.
This is curvy.
http://onemoremegan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/curvygirls1.jpg
This is not.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-12-16-MB2.jpg
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the sad thing is that girl would be pretty banging if she were 50 pound slighter. she's not ugly she's just fat as hell. which i mean, is ugly lol but you get what i mean.
a girl 50 pounds lighter with that hair with the red **** me pumps that's kinda hot. on her it's just gross tho
a girl 50 pounds lighter with that hair with the red **** me pumps that's kinda hot. on her it's just gross tho
Am I the only one that noticed that fat girl has purple hair? She could lose 50 lbs....he!! she could lose 100 lbs but the fact is she STILL has PURPLE HAIR. What does that scream to me? It says "Hey I'm the biggest feminist liberal whackjob of a b!tch you will EVER meet". Now I'm not one to really get into the whole politics thing most of the time, but being around women like this I can guarantee you every d@mn thing you do or say will turn into a political debate with her.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'm kinda digging the purple hair / red **** me pumps honestly. i could do that. it's an itneresting combo.
I mean i couldn't take her seriously lol, but that would be a fun friday night if i were single she were 50 pounds lighter.
I mean i couldn't take her seriously lol, but that would be a fun friday night if i were single she were 50 pounds lighter.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I once had to set up all the chairs for a cage fight in a warehouse. The chairs arrived late, and they were the flimsiest plastic folding chairs I have ever seen. I told my boss that I didn't think they would hold fat people.
A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.
Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.
Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
How do I shoe horn that into my match profile? If you've ever broken a plastic chair, move on. Lmao
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Who could even see that coming. What a totally non predictable shock.backbreaker said:
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This had me rolling.Bible_Belt said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Haha I thought the same thing.dasein said:
My dad tells this story from when he was a kid...Got set up on a blind date with a big girl, as it turned out. At the time where he lived you had to parallel park everywhere. He opens the car door for her and she gets in....The door got completely stuck on the curb.
zekko
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What a load of sh!t. No surprise it's a woman who wrote that article. They couldn't find a guy to give out compliments to these whales, unless he was one of these chubby chaser guys with a fat fetish.
I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
Oh, as for the original topic...What a complete pile of horse****. Yet another attempt by the feminist left to designate fat chicks a protected class. And the second article like this from the huff post posted here in the last couple of weeks.
Male or female, there is nothing attractive or sexy about land whales. Propoganda campaigns won't change that brutal reality.
Male or female, there is nothing attractive or sexy about land whales. Propoganda campaigns won't change that brutal reality.
Exactly. It's not like you deserve bad treatment, but don't **** with the rest of us for not being attracted to it.zekko said:
But that's where we are, politically, these days it seems. It's not enough to simply tolerate and accept formerly marginalized groups. No, now you are a hater if you don't support and celebrate them too, even if they disgust you. Unless you aren't in favor with the self-appointed arbitors of all thus horse****....ie the type of people who write for and read the huff post....in which case it's open season on you on all fronts.
They can project, shame, and cajole all they want....I have exactly ZERO control over the fact that my **** won't get hard with a fat woman in the room.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.