“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

This just makes me laugh...

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I don't know...But I've read this thing like three times so far and it still cracks me up.

It appeared on CollegeHumor about "Things to Say to a Neighbor You've Never Met Before While Shoveling Snow."

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The pictures of the guy slowly getting more and more annoyed are great, too.

"I sure wish I had a slave. I mean, slavery is an egregious crime against nature, but this shoveling sucks my fvcking ass."

Weird sense of humour, I guess. Well, whatever. :eek:
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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lol...

Wierd sence of humour there:p ;)


Laterz...
 

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That was some funny sh1t. Am I right?



LMAO
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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So this is funny. Just the other day I'm thinking to myself 'Say, what I need is a really huge fvckin' blizzard. 'Cause I don't have enough reasons to kill myself what with the wife cheating on me, my metaphetamine addiction and fvckin' ringworm.'
 

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"Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin' environmentalists. Let 'em global warm this, am I right?"

"Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I'm kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you. "


Funny sh1t.
 
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