"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This just makes me laugh...

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I don't know...But I've read this thing like three times so far and it still cracks me up.

It appeared on CollegeHumor about "Things to Say to a Neighbor You've Never Met Before While Shoveling Snow."

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The pictures of the guy slowly getting more and more annoyed are great, too.

"I sure wish I had a slave. I mean, slavery is an egregious crime against nature, but this shoveling sucks my fvcking ass."

Weird sense of humour, I guess. Well, whatever. :eek:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol...

Wierd sence of humour there:p ;)


Laterz...
 
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That was some funny sh1t. Am I right?



LMAO
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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So this is funny. Just the other day I'm thinking to myself 'Say, what I need is a really huge fvckin' blizzard. 'Cause I don't have enough reasons to kill myself what with the wife cheating on me, my metaphetamine addiction and fvckin' ringworm.'
 
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"Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin' environmentalists. Let 'em global warm this, am I right?"

"Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I'm kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you. "


Funny sh1t.
 
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