"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This just makes me laugh...

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I don't know...But I've read this thing like three times so far and it still cracks me up.

It appeared on CollegeHumor about "Things to Say to a Neighbor You've Never Met Before While Shoveling Snow."

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The pictures of the guy slowly getting more and more annoyed are great, too.

"I sure wish I had a slave. I mean, slavery is an egregious crime against nature, but this shoveling sucks my fvcking ass."

Weird sense of humour, I guess. Well, whatever. :eek:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol...

Wierd sence of humour there:p ;)


Laterz...
 
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That was some funny sh1t. Am I right?



LMAO
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So this is funny. Just the other day I'm thinking to myself 'Say, what I need is a really huge fvckin' blizzard. 'Cause I don't have enough reasons to kill myself what with the wife cheating on me, my metaphetamine addiction and fvckin' ringworm.'
 
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"Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin' environmentalists. Let 'em global warm this, am I right?"

"Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I'm kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you. "


Funny sh1t.
 
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