"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This just makes me laugh...

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I don't know...But I've read this thing like three times so far and it still cracks me up.

It appeared on CollegeHumor about "Things to Say to a Neighbor You've Never Met Before While Shoveling Snow."

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The pictures of the guy slowly getting more and more annoyed are great, too.

"I sure wish I had a slave. I mean, slavery is an egregious crime against nature, but this shoveling sucks my fvcking ass."

Weird sense of humour, I guess. Well, whatever. :eek:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol...

Wierd sence of humour there:p ;)


Laterz...
 
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That was some funny sh1t. Am I right?



LMAO
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So this is funny. Just the other day I'm thinking to myself 'Say, what I need is a really huge fvckin' blizzard. 'Cause I don't have enough reasons to kill myself what with the wife cheating on me, my metaphetamine addiction and fvckin' ringworm.'
 
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"Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin' environmentalists. Let 'em global warm this, am I right?"

"Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I'm kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you. "


Funny sh1t.
 
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