"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This is the result of desperation and feminism

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When you want to get laid we are having to become more creative....

This is an ad i saw on craigslist


need girls to suck **** for scientific test & survey - m4w Northwest

need different girls to suck my **** to do a test on how different girls suck **** different . and [how good or bad they suck] and to do a survey how many [swallow and how many don't] how many can [deep throat] and how many love to [gag] , this of course will be discreet . just suck like you normally do, you can be on your knees standing up bend over or i can lie down you tell me, you can be naked or not up to you. same with me up to you, i will do this all night to night or you can tell me when you can day or night and what time. i will have tequila beer margarita gold schlager 420 to loosen you up if you want it, like to test from 18 to 50 and thank you girls for your help.freshly cleaned shaved ****.


Its funny yet i feel for my fellow man and our sad choices...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
 

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El Payaso said:
I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Holy fück that guy's brilliant! LMFAO
 
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