"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is the result of desperation and feminism

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When you want to get laid we are having to become more creative....

This is an ad i saw on craigslist


need girls to suck **** for scientific test & survey - m4w Northwest

need different girls to suck my **** to do a test on how different girls suck **** different . and [how good or bad they suck] and to do a survey how many [swallow and how many don't] how many can [deep throat] and how many love to [gag] , this of course will be discreet . just suck like you normally do, you can be on your knees standing up bend over or i can lie down you tell me, you can be naked or not up to you. same with me up to you, i will do this all night to night or you can tell me when you can day or night and what time. i will have tequila beer margarita gold schlager 420 to loosen you up if you want it, like to test from 18 to 50 and thank you girls for your help.freshly cleaned shaved ****.


Its funny yet i feel for my fellow man and our sad choices...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
 

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El Payaso said:
I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Holy fück that guy's brilliant! LMFAO
 
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