"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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This is the result of desperation and feminism

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When you want to get laid we are having to become more creative....

This is an ad i saw on craigslist


need girls to suck **** for scientific test & survey - m4w Northwest

need different girls to suck my **** to do a test on how different girls suck **** different . and [how good or bad they suck] and to do a survey how many [swallow and how many don't] how many can [deep throat] and how many love to [gag] , this of course will be discreet . just suck like you normally do, you can be on your knees standing up bend over or i can lie down you tell me, you can be naked or not up to you. same with me up to you, i will do this all night to night or you can tell me when you can day or night and what time. i will have tequila beer margarita gold schlager 420 to loosen you up if you want it, like to test from 18 to 50 and thank you girls for your help.freshly cleaned shaved ****.


Its funny yet i feel for my fellow man and our sad choices...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
 

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El Payaso said:
I find it more questionable what you were doing in that section to begin with.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Holy fück that guy's brilliant! LMFAO
 
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