Skating Penguin
Don Juan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
omg! that was so freakin' nasty! Why the f*ck do they do that?
undesputable
Master Don Juan
hooooly ****....hahaha it was blurred out but god damn did it look like HUUUGE...that thing must be like 20 to 23 inches!!!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
yea, I'm jealous
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That woman must be having a "blast" at that job.....
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I'm scared...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Dude.. i was ****ing eating :woo:
:woo:undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea...i can just imagine how much those beasts jizz...their ****s are literally like hoses...**** 20 inches i think its more like 30 or 32 inches. now i know where that saying "hung like a horse" comes from.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Thanks to you, I've just wasted two minutes of my valuable time watching a man wank off a horse. Than you. Thank you very much.