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Don Juan
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
- Thread starter Skating Penguin
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
omg! that was so freakin' nasty! Why the f*ck do they do that?
undesputable
Master Don Juan
hooooly ****....hahaha it was blurred out but god damn did it look like HUUUGE...that thing must be like 20 to 23 inches!!!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
yea, I'm jealous
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That woman must be having a "blast" at that job.....
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I'm scared...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Dude.. i was ****ing eating :woo:
:woo:undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea...i can just imagine how much those beasts jizz...their ****s are literally like hoses...**** 20 inches i think its more like 30 or 32 inches. now i know where that saying "hung like a horse" comes from.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Thanks to you, I've just wasted two minutes of my valuable time watching a man wank off a horse. Than you. Thank you very much.