Skating Penguin
Don Juan
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
omg! that was so freakin' nasty! Why the f*ck do they do that?
undesputable
Master Don Juan
hooooly ****....hahaha it was blurred out but god damn did it look like HUUUGE...that thing must be like 20 to 23 inches!!!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
yea, I'm jealous
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That woman must be having a "blast" at that job.....
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I'm scared...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Dude.. i was ****ing eating :woo:
:woo:undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea...i can just imagine how much those beasts jizz...their ****s are literally like hoses...**** 20 inches i think its more like 30 or 32 inches. now i know where that saying "hung like a horse" comes from.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Thanks to you, I've just wasted two minutes of my valuable time watching a man wank off a horse. Than you. Thank you very much.