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Don Juan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
omg! that was so freakin' nasty! Why the f*ck do they do that?
undesputable
Master Don Juan
hooooly ****....hahaha it was blurred out but god damn did it look like HUUUGE...that thing must be like 20 to 23 inches!!!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
yea, I'm jealous
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That woman must be having a "blast" at that job.....
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I'm scared...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Dude.. i was ****ing eating :woo:
:woo:undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea...i can just imagine how much those beasts jizz...their ****s are literally like hoses...**** 20 inches i think its more like 30 or 32 inches. now i know where that saying "hung like a horse" comes from.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Thanks to you, I've just wasted two minutes of my valuable time watching a man wank off a horse. Than you. Thank you very much.