"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This is really clever

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> >YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>anyway-but
> >the Cadbury Man will know!
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
> >
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to
> >have chocolate
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
> > If you haven't, add 1755.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The first digit of this was your original number
> > (i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!! :woo: :woo: :woo: )
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> >WHILE IT LASTS. :up:
> >
> >
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I wanted 200 chocolates and I still got my real age!! Wow!!!!

That is so incredibabbly amazing, I wish I could predict people's age as good as Mr. Cadbury can!!!

Mr. Cadbury is my new hero, no more Dr. Beard!!!
 

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Holy ****! Get out of my head!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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typical said:
Its simple maths guys very well thought out tricks tonnes of them out there :)
Don't ruin it for the kids man!!!!

try this on for size;)

1. Pick the number of times you want to eat chocolate during the week(doesn't matter which damn number it is, just pick one)

2. multiply by 9543812.64925

3. now multiply the last number by zero

4. Add 5 to you current total

5. Multiply it by 50

6. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

7. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

OMG that's hold you are:D
 

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You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
 

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Jariel said:
You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
WHOAA youre freaking me out mannn!!!!

haha
 
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