"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is really clever

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> >YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>anyway-but
> >the Cadbury Man will know!
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
> >
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to
> >have chocolate
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> >
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> > 3. Add 5
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
> > If you haven't, add 1755.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The first digit of this was your original number
> > (i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!! :woo: :woo: :woo: )
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> >WHILE IT LASTS. :up:
> >
> >
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I wanted 200 chocolates and I still got my real age!! Wow!!!!

That is so incredibabbly amazing, I wish I could predict people's age as good as Mr. Cadbury can!!!

Mr. Cadbury is my new hero, no more Dr. Beard!!!
 
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Holy ****! Get out of my head!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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typical said:
Its simple maths guys very well thought out tricks tonnes of them out there :)
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Don't ruin it for the kids man!!!!

try this on for size;)

1. Pick the number of times you want to eat chocolate during the week(doesn't matter which damn number it is, just pick one)

2. multiply by 9543812.64925

3. now multiply the last number by zero

4. Add 5 to you current total

5. Multiply it by 50

6. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

7. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

OMG that's hold you are:D
 
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You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
 
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Jariel said:
You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
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WHOAA youre freaking me out mannn!!!!

haha
 
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