"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is really clever

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> >YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>anyway-but
> >the Cadbury Man will know!
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
> >
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to
> >have chocolate
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
> > If you haven't, add 1755.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The first digit of this was your original number
> > (i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!! :woo: :woo: :woo: )
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> >WHILE IT LASTS. :up:
> >
> >
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I wanted 200 chocolates and I still got my real age!! Wow!!!!

That is so incredibabbly amazing, I wish I could predict people's age as good as Mr. Cadbury can!!!

Mr. Cadbury is my new hero, no more Dr. Beard!!!
 

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Holy ****! Get out of my head!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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typical said:
Its simple maths guys very well thought out tricks tonnes of them out there :)
Don't ruin it for the kids man!!!!

try this on for size;)

1. Pick the number of times you want to eat chocolate during the week(doesn't matter which damn number it is, just pick one)

2. multiply by 9543812.64925

3. now multiply the last number by zero

4. Add 5 to you current total

5. Multiply it by 50

6. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

7. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

OMG that's hold you are:D
 

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You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
 

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Jariel said:
You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
WHOAA youre freaking me out mannn!!!!

haha
 
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