“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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This is really clever

Tomatoes

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> >YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>anyway-but
> >the Cadbury Man will know!
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
> >
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to
> >have chocolate
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
> > If you haven't, add 1755.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The first digit of this was your original number
> > (i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!! :woo: :woo: :woo: )
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> >WHILE IT LASTS. :up:
> >
> >
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I wanted 200 chocolates and I still got my real age!! Wow!!!!

That is so incredibabbly amazing, I wish I could predict people's age as good as Mr. Cadbury can!!!

Mr. Cadbury is my new hero, no more Dr. Beard!!!
 

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Holy ****! Get out of my head!!
 
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typical said:
Its simple maths guys very well thought out tricks tonnes of them out there :)
Don't ruin it for the kids man!!!!

try this on for size;)

1. Pick the number of times you want to eat chocolate during the week(doesn't matter which damn number it is, just pick one)

2. multiply by 9543812.64925

3. now multiply the last number by zero

4. Add 5 to you current total

5. Multiply it by 50

6. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

7. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

OMG that's hold you are:D
 

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You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
 

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Jariel said:
You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
WHOAA youre freaking me out mannn!!!!

haha
 
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