"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is really clever

Tomatoes

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> >YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE
> >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
>anyway-but
> >the Cadbury Man will know!
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
> >
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ...
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
> >
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to
> >have chocolate
> > (more than once but less than 10)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
> > If you haven't, add 1755.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You should have a three digit number
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The first digit of this was your original number
> > (i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!! :woo: :woo: :woo: )
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> >WHILE IT LASTS. :up:
> >
> >
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wanted 200 chocolates and I still got my real age!! Wow!!!!

That is so incredibabbly amazing, I wish I could predict people's age as good as Mr. Cadbury can!!!

Mr. Cadbury is my new hero, no more Dr. Beard!!!
 

thefonz

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Holy ****! Get out of my head!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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typical said:
Its simple maths guys very well thought out tricks tonnes of them out there :)
Don't ruin it for the kids man!!!!

try this on for size;)

1. Pick the number of times you want to eat chocolate during the week(doesn't matter which damn number it is, just pick one)

2. multiply by 9543812.64925

3. now multiply the last number by zero

4. Add 5 to you current total

5. Multiply it by 50

6. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

7. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

OMG that's hold you are:D
 

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You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
 

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Jariel said:
You can do it in less steps, look:

1. What year is it?

2. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Voila!
WHOAA youre freaking me out mannn!!!!

haha
 
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