"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This is not the "Full House" girls I remember...

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That was a crappy show but where are some of those chicks all grown up after all these years??! forget about the olsen twins, those two look like aliens who need a sandwich. But have you seen what happened to the other two girls!?? not too shabby....

The chick that played the older sister:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0121...?path=pgallery&path_key=Cameron Bure, Candace

and the the chick that played the middle girl (looks like she has been drinking lots of milk since the show ended :whistle:)
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2504&photo_key=3333
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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PRMoon

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I hung out with jodie sweeden or whatever he last name is, not too long ago. She's a cool chic and definately fun to party with. She looks damned good too. Jodie is the second one for those who don't know.
 

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Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
 

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sparky0000 said:
Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
Where should we take a vacation to? oh let me guess:

[size=+5]Ukraine!!![/size]
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Old? Jodie is 25...that's not old at all.
 

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Yes, and Jodie Sweetin also had a meth addiction.
 

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I didn't see her do any meth when we were hanging out. She did drink alot though and smoke a ton of cigs. Besides didn't she go to rehab for that?
 

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She's a child star. Most of them turn out similar to her anyway. I didn't ask her what projects she was currently involved with but it seems she still rolls pretty high class. That was a SICK party night.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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