"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is not the "Full House" girls I remember...

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That was a crappy show but where are some of those chicks all grown up after all these years??! forget about the olsen twins, those two look like aliens who need a sandwich. But have you seen what happened to the other two girls!?? not too shabby....

The chick that played the older sister:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0121...?path=pgallery&path_key=Cameron Bure, Candace

and the the chick that played the middle girl (looks like she has been drinking lots of milk since the show ended :whistle:)
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2504&photo_key=3333
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I hung out with jodie sweeden or whatever he last name is, not too long ago. She's a cool chic and definately fun to party with. She looks damned good too. Jodie is the second one for those who don't know.
 
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Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
 
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sparky0000 said:
Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
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Where should we take a vacation to? oh let me guess:

[size=+5]Ukraine!!![/size]
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Old? Jodie is 25...that's not old at all.
 
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Yes, and Jodie Sweetin also had a meth addiction.
 
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I didn't see her do any meth when we were hanging out. She did drink alot though and smoke a ton of cigs. Besides didn't she go to rehab for that?
 
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She's a child star. Most of them turn out similar to her anyway. I didn't ask her what projects she was currently involved with but it seems she still rolls pretty high class. That was a SICK party night.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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