"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is not the "Full House" girls I remember...

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That was a crappy show but where are some of those chicks all grown up after all these years??! forget about the olsen twins, those two look like aliens who need a sandwich. But have you seen what happened to the other two girls!?? not too shabby....

The chick that played the older sister:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0121...?path=pgallery&path_key=Cameron Bure, Candace

and the the chick that played the middle girl (looks like she has been drinking lots of milk since the show ended :whistle:)
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2504&photo_key=3333
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I hung out with jodie sweeden or whatever he last name is, not too long ago. She's a cool chic and definately fun to party with. She looks damned good too. Jodie is the second one for those who don't know.
 
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Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
 
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sparky0000 said:
Please tell me this is a joke. Please, boys. Take a freaking vacation. One is a mother to like 3 kids. Let her be what God intended - Mommy! Go on a loooong vacation where you can find nice girls who are still young enough to not disgust me. LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!! I beg you. America has airports and Americans have navy blue passports. Use them! If you are Canadian you have an uglier passport, but you can still travel...eh?

Mothers need to be mothers. Not sex symbols for the DJ set.
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Where should we take a vacation to? oh let me guess:

[size=+5]Ukraine!!![/size]
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Old? Jodie is 25...that's not old at all.
 
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Yes, and Jodie Sweetin also had a meth addiction.
 
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I didn't see her do any meth when we were hanging out. She did drink alot though and smoke a ton of cigs. Besides didn't she go to rehab for that?
 
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She's a child star. Most of them turn out similar to her anyway. I didn't ask her what projects she was currently involved with but it seems she still rolls pretty high class. That was a SICK party night.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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