Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
Maybe a civil war is needed in order to eliminate all of the AFCs who have manginas...
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This is my last post on the Forums
- Thread starter Falcon25
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Demonicale
Senior Don Juan
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!.
This thread is just a sad attempt at trying to get some attention.If you want to leave then leave,we could do without the goodbye ****.
This thread is just a sad attempt at trying to get some attention.If you want to leave then leave,we could do without the goodbye ****.
You're just mad because you were reported to the cops for stalking and harassing Iqqi. People here "snitched" as you call it... MacAvoy.Sue Madre said:Here come the SS police againWhy don't you stop being a little snitch? you are the worst type of b!tch. Worse than the AFC's.
:trouble:
Evidence and your confession: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1799481#post1799481
Alle_Gory said:
Hey look everyone, it's the sosuave police. He surfs sosuave 24/7 in order to report every thread and post he doesn't like. They should give this little snitch a paycheck. He hits report so much he has carpo tunnel syndrome in his wristbones. Good job snitch, keep up the good work. Don't forget to hit REPORT right now so you can get a warm fuzzy in your tummy.
Don't forget to put on your resume “SOSUAVE POLICE REPORTING FOR DUTY”
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
lool this is humorous!Sue Madre said:
Chickfight
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
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I remember appreciating some of this guy's posts in the past. Wonder what happened.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
His brain exploded.Chickfight said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
People often determine the "truth" of a statement based primarily on the social authority of the speaker, not on the logical consistency or evidential validity of its contents. It takes a really nonsensical statement for them to actually rationally process and reject it on its own demerits, and even then they fail to do so very frequently when the speaker appears to be socially allied to their conservative cause.
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