"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sue Madre

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Alle_Gory said:
Anyways, thread reported to the mods. I don't think we need all this e-drama and attention whoring.

Here come the SS police again :rolleyes: Why don't you stop being a little snitch? you are the worst type of b!tch. Worse than the AFC's.
 

Demonicale

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Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!.

This thread is just a sad attempt at trying to get some attention.If you want to leave then leave,we could do without the goodbye ****.
 

Alle_Gory

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Sue Madre

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Alle_Gory said:
You're just mad because you were reported to the cops for stalking and harassing Iqqi. People here "snitched" as you call it... MacAvoy.

:trouble:

Evidence and your confession: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1799481#post1799481

Hey look everyone, it's the sosuave police. He surfs sosuave 24/7 in order to report every thread and post he doesn't like. They should give this little snitch a paycheck. He hits report so much he has carpo tunnel syndrome in his wristbones. Good job snitch, keep up the good work. Don't forget to hit REPORT right now so you can get a warm fuzzy in your tummy.

Don't forget to put on your resume “SOSUAVE POLICE REPORTING FOR DUTY”
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Falcon25 said:
Go **** yourself you fuvking piece of ****. You are one of those homosexual members on this forum. Don't fuvking write about me, or to me. You are fuvking ****. You are a puvsy in real life, I can tell by your writing. Go fuvk with someone else. **** you and your mother.
I find it kinda sad that the guy has supposedly left the forums, but has nothing better to do than send PM's like this.

Seriously, I like care...? Get a life, bro.
 

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Sue Madre said:
Hey look everyone, it's the sosuave police. He surfs sosuave 24/7 in order to report every thread and post he doesn't like. They should give this little snitch a paycheck. He hits report so much he has carpo tunnel syndrome in his wristbones. Good job snitch, keep up the good work. Don't forget to hit REPORT right now so you can get a warm fuzzy in your tummy.

Don't forget to put on your resume “SOSUAVE POLICE REPORTING FOR DUTY”
lool this is humorous!
 

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I remember appreciating some of this guy's posts in the past. Wonder what happened.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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People often determine the "truth" of a statement based primarily on the social authority of the speaker, not on the logical consistency or evidential validity of its contents. It takes a really nonsensical statement for them to actually rationally process and reject it on its own demerits, and even then they fail to do so very frequently when the speaker appears to be socially allied to their conservative cause.
 
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He probably got tired of it all, you can only deal with the same thing so many times before it just urks you. I get that way sometimes.
 
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