"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is last message she ever sent me dudes this is bull****

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Do not respond to this because your number is blocked from my phone. DO NOT contact me again. If you contact me one more time I will call the police and make a complaint for harassment. I will also file an order of protection. You have taken this too far and I am afraid of your actions. Please stop.

I just giving her flowers and tryin get her to talk its bull**** man.

I just dont understand why complain about stuff and was going to do the stuff and everything and do fun stuff planned then she pulls this crap about not wanting be with me and being distant it doesnt make sense i didnt do nothing horribly wrong???
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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bigneil

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I've been there dude. Women like to pretend they are so beautiful that they need police protection, but studies have shown that you could leave a person on a street corner and it would take 10,000 years for them to be abducted. And great idea! Let's call armed strangers on steroids who have legal immunity to the scene.
 

Mr. Kalikoat

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Do you ever listen to any of the advice given to you on this forum? Or are you just here to share your sob stories and get some attention?

If you listened to the advice your fellow DJ homies gave you this would never have happened.

Drop the b!tch and go full NC. Read the '60 days no contact challenge' thread and start today.
 

FortunateSon

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Woah, dude, sh*t just got serious!

How did the hell do you go from seeing a girl to her threatening to phone the police?
 

Bible_Belt

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You've said you're in St Louis. I told you to follow Cardinals baseball, because it will give you something in common with just about everyone, including a lot of women. I also told you to find a pet rescue charity and go adopt out cute puppies on Saturdays. I'm not in the city, but I'm not that far away, and I am telling you that these two things will help you a lot with women here.

And yet, I doubt you took either piece of advice, and now you are being threatened with cops. Make the right choices, and bullsh!t like this won't happen to you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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VikingKing

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It's going to look real bad if your record shows your harassing some one, or stalking, or anything like that.

When potential employers look up your record, they will label you as crazy and thats bad.
 
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