"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This is just wrong!

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A friend from work showed this to me and well.....I figured you guys would have a field day with it...
Just read the first line of his about me section......
I used to think like that when I was in High School and I thank you guys for helping me see the light....

If you're on myspace send this guy a messege telling him what an idiot he is.....that would just make my day!

Sarge on!

:rockon:


Oh yea I'm working on a post called Getting your groove on: A DJ's guide to dancing......

for all the rookies who can't dance. I'd appreciate any tips you guys wanna throw my way to include....thanks
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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AFC ALERT!!!!! :cheer:
 

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(Stroke me chin) Mmmmmm I wonder why

But the funniest part has to be

Drum roll please

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Movies: Any movie with Renée Zellweger
 

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The sweater... oh godddd!
 

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That was shocking. He's in a very advanced stat of AFCness... Guess when one achieves that stat there's no turning back. Poor him. :kick:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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take a look at his list of "friends"

luck, good looks, money....all waisted on idiots......
 

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LOL...

I'm just thinking about the bull**** quality posts that he gets... when a chick sends you an ****in digital image, you can pretty much bet she's gettin' at you on a superficial level.

But then again... the brother might make a good addition to the community... lol...
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ah. that was great. good times...

*takes deep breath*


*breaks into another hysterical laughter*
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Guys, check out the number of 'friends' he has in his friend list. Women outnumbered the men... what do you all have think of his achievements?
 

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amoka said:
Guys, check out the number of 'friends' he has in his friend list. Women outnumbered the men... what do you all have think of his achievements?
I like Moana! :D

But seriously, those women are FRIENDS...dont you get it? ;)

Women want friendchip from men who are kind to them or men that they think that they can use (boy...is HE a big fish or what lmao). No attraction. It's doubtful to me.
 

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Ok, even the TITLE of the poster was sickening!

Seriosuly, that guy needs a serious wake up call, either that or hes gay!
 
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"To me, it's important to be kind to women because they are so much better than .us. It's easy for men to objectify women or categorize women in such a way that desensitizes a man's attitudes to them, but every woman has a spark and a light that cannot be ignored. Today's mass media is making us forget a truth about women that used to be commonplace knowledge. Let women lead when they want to, but also let women be cared for when they want to be"

This bastard should be hung to death for saying so much wrong in such a few words!!! After he is hung then he should be shot and then drowned and then set on fire to a heap of ashes!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Last Man Standing said:
"To me, it's important to be kind to women because they are so much better than .us. It's easy for men to objectify women or categorize women in such a way that desensitizes a man's attitudes to them, but every woman has a spark and a light that cannot be ignored. Today's mass media is making us forget a truth about women that used to be commonplace knowledge. Let women lead when they want to, but also let women be cared for when they want to be"

This bastard should be hung to death for saying so much wrong in such a few words!!! After he is hung then he should be shot and then drowned and then set on fire to a heap of ashes!!
Hpw exactly do you drown a dead guy?
 

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Maybe we should invite him over to Don Juan. Now that would be a real blast. :flowers: :yes:
 
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