"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is funneist thing ive read in a while

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generally i read a lot of funny chit there, sometimes its plain sad when guy is poor as hell, she leaves him, then she gets to know he was rich but didnt show it, and she goes nuts and many years after still cant deal with breakup that she initiated, lul, some of these stories are so hilarious that you wonder if they are really true, but prob they are
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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source:
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generally i read a lot of funny chit there, sometimes its plain sad when guy is poor as hell, she leaves him, then she gets to know he was rich but didnt show it, and she goes nuts and many years after still cant deal with breakup that she initiated, lul, some of these stories are so hilarious that you wonder if they are really true, but prob they are
My buddy was telling a story. Classic hypergamy fallout.
 

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I've never understood why guys think this is a big deal. Women with guys look at me all the time. I have a girlfriend, but I look at them. Doesn't mean I'm looking to cheat. Just because you're with someone doesn't mean you're dead. Men and women check each other out. Everybody does it.
 

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I've never understood why guys think this is a big deal. Women with guys look at me all the time. I have a girlfriend, but I look at them. Doesn't mean I'm looking to cheat. Just because you're with someone doesn't mean you're dead. Men and women check each other out. Everybody does it.
It's because they never had any prior relationship with a woman.

Or they had little success with women.

All their dirty demented fantasies unfulfilled and it warps into the hate women club but still retaining those unfulfilled desires.

It's his favourite conundrum.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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