"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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generally i read a lot of funny chit there, sometimes its plain sad when guy is poor as hell, she leaves him, then she gets to know he was rich but didnt show it, and she goes nuts and many years after still cant deal with breakup that she initiated, lul, some of these stories are so hilarious that you wonder if they are really true, but prob they are
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sosousage said:
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source:
https://www.forums.red/p/TheRedPill/4357/now_i_am_become_chad_the_destroyer_of_*****

generally i read a lot of funny chit there, sometimes its plain sad when guy is poor as hell, she leaves him, then she gets to know he was rich but didnt show it, and she goes nuts and many years after still cant deal with breakup that she initiated, lul, some of these stories are so hilarious that you wonder if they are really true, but prob they are
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My buddy was telling a story. Classic hypergamy fallout.
 
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I've never understood why guys think this is a big deal. Women with guys look at me all the time. I have a girlfriend, but I look at them. Doesn't mean I'm looking to cheat. Just because you're with someone doesn't mean you're dead. Men and women check each other out. Everybody does it.
 
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zekko said:
I've never understood why guys think this is a big deal. Women with guys look at me all the time. I have a girlfriend, but I look at them. Doesn't mean I'm looking to cheat. Just because you're with someone doesn't mean you're dead. Men and women check each other out. Everybody does it.
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It's because they never had any prior relationship with a woman.

Or they had little success with women.

All their dirty demented fantasies unfulfilled and it warps into the hate women club but still retaining those unfulfilled desires.

It's his favourite conundrum.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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