Crazy Asian
Master Don Juan
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This guy is good
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The redhead seemed to dig it. He didnt pay enough attention to the dark haired one which will have negative effect once he is gone.
He is pretty confident though, he shoulda left his mic behind so we could hear what they are saying after he left.
He is pretty confident though, he shoulda left his mic behind so we could hear what they are saying after he left.
$10 says she was wet by the time he got up.Fluffy said:The redhead seemed to dig it.
I doubt it. He would have been wasting his time on the brunette. He didn't leave her with a "creep" impression so he should be alright.Fluffy said:He didnt pay enough attention to the dark haired one which will have negative effect once he is gone.
benjiprice
Don Juan
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I've watched it a few times and I keep seeing new details:
- The initial rejection doesn't phase him, he spits right back by sitting down
- Smiles but doesn't laugh too much
- How he starts kinoing the redhead
- How he makes it seem the redhead is hitting on him
- How he starts negging the rh
- How he doesn't give a fvck when the brunette tries to screen him out
- How he creates tension between the two girls when he asks them to rate their friendship and makes them feel self-conscious about their body language.
- The obvious peacocking with his hat, but with a story lined up that isn't over the line crazy
- How he flips things when the rh asks for his number
- How he negs AFCs both with the teddy bear story and by joking about calling her 10 times a day
- How he shows he's not too serious about himself by joking about staying home all day playing playstation
- How his last interaction with the rh is fun and unexpected given that he only shook the brunette's hand
None of this is new to ppl who read SS, but it's cool to see so many details wrapped into a 7 min video and how he's so smooth with it all
- The initial rejection doesn't phase him, he spits right back by sitting down
- Smiles but doesn't laugh too much
- How he starts kinoing the redhead
- How he makes it seem the redhead is hitting on him
- How he starts negging the rh
- How he doesn't give a fvck when the brunette tries to screen him out
- How he creates tension between the two girls when he asks them to rate their friendship and makes them feel self-conscious about their body language.
- The obvious peacocking with his hat, but with a story lined up that isn't over the line crazy
- How he flips things when the rh asks for his number
- How he negs AFCs both with the teddy bear story and by joking about calling her 10 times a day
- How he shows he's not too serious about himself by joking about staying home all day playing playstation
- How his last interaction with the rh is fun and unexpected given that he only shook the brunette's hand
None of this is new to ppl who read SS, but it's cool to see so many details wrapped into a 7 min video and how he's so smooth with it all
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
Did anybody notice how the Dark haired one did more grooming than the red head?
What do you think about that?
What do you think about that?