"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This guy had some **** to prove?

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me and my friends were getting ready to leave the pool hall.
as i was bringing the balls back to the guy, there was another dude with his fat-ass gf who brought his balls 1 sec before me.

So when i got there after him, he said "beat you to it"
i go "yea...."

im there thinking, wow what an insecure fvcktard...

maybe i should of asked him for a game of pool and whoop his ass, that'll show him for bragging...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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wtf dude!???

it was just an attempt of a funny comment. dont read too much into insignificant stuff.
 
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Originally posted by Centaurion
wtf dude!???

it was just an attempt of a funny comment. dont read too much into insignificant stuff.
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hmm maybe it was, i didnt look at it like that.

Most of my life i've been pretty passive about stuff. i must be losing my mind now.
 
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Lmao chill bro.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Oh man, didn't you know he was directly insulting the length and girth of your penis?!?! You should never let that stand! Knock his ****ing teeth out with the pool stick and then introduce his scrotum to the business end of your boots. All the while bashing his nose in with the 8 ball.
 
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