"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This guy had some **** to prove?

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me and my friends were getting ready to leave the pool hall.
as i was bringing the balls back to the guy, there was another dude with his fat-ass gf who brought his balls 1 sec before me.

So when i got there after him, he said "beat you to it"
i go "yea...."

im there thinking, wow what an insecure fvcktard...

maybe i should of asked him for a game of pool and whoop his ass, that'll show him for bragging...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wtf dude!???

it was just an attempt of a funny comment. dont read too much into insignificant stuff.
 
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Originally posted by Centaurion
wtf dude!???

it was just an attempt of a funny comment. dont read too much into insignificant stuff.
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hmm maybe it was, i didnt look at it like that.

Most of my life i've been pretty passive about stuff. i must be losing my mind now.
 
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Lmao chill bro.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh man, didn't you know he was directly insulting the length and girth of your penis?!?! You should never let that stand! Knock his ****ing teeth out with the pool stick and then introduce his scrotum to the business end of your boots. All the while bashing his nose in with the 8 ball.
 
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