thatfeel
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This girl's profile annoys me...
- Thread starter thatfeel
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Tictac
Banned
What they say, much less what they type is meaningless.
Interested?
Go for it.
Interested?
Go for it.
Christ almighty! I'm not kidding when I say I wore a wig this past Halloween that looks EXACTLY like her hair! I wonder if she bought the same wig I did? The sad part is she probably spends $100 a week to have sh!tty looking hair.lol I don't think there's anything "real" on this girl at all. Her boobs look bad (I'd ask for my $10,000 back honey if I were you), she wears more makeup then a dead person at a viewing, her face makes me gag, and this was all noticed BEFORE I read her profile.
This girl honestly looks like @$$ to have so much work done to her and to be 21. Just picture if you will what this thing will look like at age 30:crazy: Dear God man. No wonder she's trying to hard to be a gold digger! She thinks it's creepy to date guys her age, but the truth is guys her age probably don't want anything to do with her. It's the horny old men who are willing to spend their retirement on her.
If I saw her out in person I would stare, but not because I was attracted, I'd stare to crack jokes with my friends about this plastic Barbie wannabe.:crackup:
This girl honestly looks like @$$ to have so much work done to her and to be 21. Just picture if you will what this thing will look like at age 30:crazy: Dear God man. No wonder she's trying to hard to be a gold digger! She thinks it's creepy to date guys her age, but the truth is guys her age probably don't want anything to do with her. It's the horny old men who are willing to spend their retirement on her.
If I saw her out in person I would stare, but not because I was attracted, I'd stare to crack jokes with my friends about this plastic Barbie wannabe.:crackup:
Renegade357
Master Don Juan
LOL, all her pictures are selfies.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Wtf did I just read.. Smh
Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
Skanks who are 5s (if that) dressing up like 8s (or so they think). Nothing more annoying than a girl who flaunts herself like that. A fillet O fish served on a nice plate at Red Lobster ain't gonna fool me.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
CrimsonPanther
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she looks like an alien 
i don't care about her profile. she is fugly. below 5. and anything below 5 is not in the woman category for me. i mean com'on, let's have standards guys
by the topic responses i can see she must have a *****y self-description. it is because we lower ourselves to bone hags like this one, and thus, validate their false belief that they are some kind of prizes.
and 100% selfies profile? NOTHING screams "forever alone" and "lame loser" more that selfies.
i don't care about her profile. she is fugly. below 5. and anything below 5 is not in the woman category for me. i mean com'on, let's have standards guys
by the topic responses i can see she must have a *****y self-description. it is because we lower ourselves to bone hags like this one, and thus, validate their false belief that they are some kind of prizes.
and 100% selfies profile? NOTHING screams "forever alone" and "lame loser" more that selfies.
zekko
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From the profile:
"Confidence all day every day"? I don't think I will ever fully understand this fascination with confidence that women have. I mean I understand it on some level, but to the point where you demand "Confidence all day every day"? She doesn't want a man, she wants a robot.
Finally, I can't imagine how much male attention a woman much need is she's already a student/bartender, and yet she STILL has to open an online dating account. Maybe the reason she wants so much confidence in a man is so that she can slvt around with as many men as she wants without any of the guys giving a sh!t.
Lol at "it's creepy to date someone my age or younger". I guess "creepy" can mean whatever the girl wants it to.
"Confidence all day every day"? I don't think I will ever fully understand this fascination with confidence that women have. I mean I understand it on some level, but to the point where you demand "Confidence all day every day"? She doesn't want a man, she wants a robot.
Finally, I can't imagine how much male attention a woman much need is she's already a student/bartender, and yet she STILL has to open an online dating account. Maybe the reason she wants so much confidence in a man is so that she can slvt around with as many men as she wants without any of the guys giving a sh!t.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Eternal_water
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Oh please do!!adam225 said:OP, send the girl a link to this thread.
The only good thing about her is that massive rack. I feel a little nauseous looking at her face lol.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
That's not human is it? That's a joke profile with a Real Doll in the pics, GTFOOH!
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Banned
Borderline butterface poorly mimicking a 7, however in this current emasculated environment of thirsty manginas her hamster is convinced she's 2 or 3 points higher on the SMV ladder. Saving grace is them tig ole bitties and she knows it.
Would bang, she looks relatively new to the c@ck carousel, she doesn't have that one thousand c@ck dead stare yet. I don't think she'd suck a decent d!ck but she'd learn with proper guidance. Begging to submit to a non chode.
I'd guess dangerously high chance of becoming a future cat herder after locking down and fleecing some beta bozo who put's a ring on it. 85-90%?? chance of continuing life as a "modern woman". Self awareness seems to be lacking.
Would bang, she looks relatively new to the c@ck carousel, she doesn't have that one thousand c@ck dead stare yet. I don't think she'd suck a decent d!ck but she'd learn with proper guidance. Begging to submit to a non chode.
I'd guess dangerously high chance of becoming a future cat herder after locking down and fleecing some beta bozo who put's a ring on it. 85-90%?? chance of continuing life as a "modern woman". Self awareness seems to be lacking.
You don't say? :crazy: ...................
Edit: This was surprising. She gets points for not worshipping at the alter of the multiculti religion. Most (white) chicks are sh!t scared of the libtard PC police and just wouldn't say anything. Good girl.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.