"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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This girl's profile annoys me...

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Christ almighty! I'm not kidding when I say I wore a wig this past Halloween that looks EXACTLY like her hair! I wonder if she bought the same wig I did? The sad part is she probably spends $100 a week to have sh!tty looking hair.lol I don't think there's anything "real" on this girl at all. Her boobs look bad (I'd ask for my $10,000 back honey if I were you), she wears more makeup then a dead person at a viewing, her face makes me gag, and this was all noticed BEFORE I read her profile.

This girl honestly looks like @$$ to have so much work done to her and to be 21. Just picture if you will what this thing will look like at age 30:crazy: Dear God man. No wonder she's trying to hard to be a gold digger! She thinks it's creepy to date guys her age, but the truth is guys her age probably don't want anything to do with her. It's the horny old men who are willing to spend their retirement on her.

If I saw her out in person I would stare, but not because I was attracted, I'd stare to crack jokes with my friends about this plastic Barbie wannabe.:crackup:
 

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There are a lot of women out there who have this sort of strained look. She has crazy eyes.

Just picture if you will what this thing will look like at age 30
Or 40. Just wait.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She looks like a plastic blow up fvck doll. The way she wrote her profile makes her sound like a idiot. All of her pics are selfies because she's a royal pain in the a** and she likely has no friends.
 
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She could have saved herself a lot of time and just wrote:

"I will drop you as soon as I don't get my way."

If you're going to talk like a HB10, at least have the image to back it up with...
 

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Skanks who are 5s (if that) dressing up like 8s (or so they think). Nothing more annoying than a girl who flaunts herself like that. A fillet O fish served on a nice plate at Red Lobster ain't gonna fool me.
 

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Night-hawk said:
Skanks who are 5s (if that) dressing up like 8s (or so they think). Nothing more annoying than a girl who flaunts herself like that. A fillet O fish served on a nice plate at Red Lobster ain't gonna fool me.
Agreed. Most likley she has an massively inflated ego because she has huge t*ts and since the age of 15 guys have been falling all over themselves to get their hands on them. She's a 5 at best :down:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Train wreck. Her parents really did a horrible number on her and they should be ashamed of themselves.
 

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Longest relationship - Under one year there you go....

She looks a bit simple to me. OP, send the girl a link to this thread. ;)
 

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she looks like an alien :D
i don't care about her profile. she is fugly. below 5. and anything below 5 is not in the woman category for me. i mean com'on, let's have standards guys :)
by the topic responses i can see she must have a *****y self-description. it is because we lower ourselves to bone hags like this one, and thus, validate their false belief that they are some kind of prizes.

and 100% selfies profile? NOTHING screams "forever alone" and "lame loser" more that selfies.
 

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From the profile:
Bottom Line. They have to be older than me it's creepy to me to date someone my age or younger. Confidence all day every day
Lol at "it's creepy to date someone my age or younger". I guess "creepy" can mean whatever the girl wants it to.

"Confidence all day every day"? I don't think I will ever fully understand this fascination with confidence that women have. I mean I understand it on some level, but to the point where you demand "Confidence all day every day"? She doesn't want a man, she wants a robot.

Finally, I can't imagine how much male attention a woman much need is she's already a student/bartender, and yet she STILL has to open an online dating account. Maybe the reason she wants so much confidence in a man is so that she can slvt around with as many men as she wants without any of the guys giving a sh!t.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GS750 said:
She looks like a plastic blow up fvck doll. The way she wrote her profile makes her sound like a idiot. All of her pics are selfies because she's a royal pain in the a** and she likely has no friends.

^^this

What a Clown.
 

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adam225 said:
OP, send the girl a link to this thread. ;)
Oh please do!!

The only good thing about her is that massive rack. I feel a little nauseous looking at her face lol.
 

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That's not human is it? That's a joke profile with a Real Doll in the pics, GTFOOH!
 

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Borderline butterface poorly mimicking a 7, however in this current emasculated environment of thirsty manginas her hamster is convinced she's 2 or 3 points higher on the SMV ladder. Saving grace is them tig ole bitties and she knows it.

Would bang, she looks relatively new to the c@ck carousel, she doesn't have that one thousand c@ck dead stare yet. I don't think she'd suck a decent d!ck but she'd learn with proper guidance. Begging to submit to a non chode.

I'd guess dangerously high chance of becoming a future cat herder after locking down and fleecing some beta bozo who put's a ring on it. 85-90%?? chance of continuing life as a "modern woman". Self awareness seems to be lacking.

Yes, I know I'm young but I'm just like every other woman you have talked to or tried to talk to.
You don't say? :crazy: ...................:cry:

I like white men only
Edit: This was surprising. She gets points for not worshipping at the alter of the multiculti religion. Most (white) chicks are sh!t scared of the libtard PC police and just wouldn't say anything. Good girl.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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