MountainSlide
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I was eating dinner with this girl and she said this to me, almost posed as question. Does she know something or is she just fishing?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This girl says to me, "I feel like you have a secret past".
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Slash Dolo
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She wants you to be dark and mysterious. Play off that you do. Make her work to find out what it is. Make up something if you have to, eventually.
MountainSlide
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Oh I do, I doooo.... Muahhaaha.
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She suspects you browse on SoSuave forums.
MountainSlide
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Didn't kill anyone but some friends and I got into a bar fight when we were drunk and nearly killed this guy. I was charged for it and because I wouldn't give my friends up they gave me a lengthy sentence that landed me in federal prison for 5 years. Since being out, I've taken up university and am an honor student working on a science degree in my fourth year. But I definitely do have a secret past that I tell no one about, except anonymously on the internet 
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."She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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im not telling anyone, but I WILL post it on the internet.......MountainSlide said:Didn't kill anyone but some friends and I got into a bar fight when we were drunk and nearly killed this guy. I was charged for it and because I wouldn't give my friends up they gave me a lengthy sentence that landed me in federal prison for 5 years. Since being out, I've taken up university and am an honor student working on a science degree in my fourth year. But I definitely do have a secret past that I tell no one about, except anonymously on the internet
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
guru1000
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BS if you are in the U.S. What were you crossing state lines while doing it? You would have been sent to state prison.MountainSlide said:Didn't kill anyone but some friends and I got into a bar fight when we were drunk and nearly killed this guy. I was charged for it and because I wouldn't give my friends up they gave me a lengthy sentence that landed me in federal prison for 5 years. Since being out, I've taken up university and am an honor student working on a science degree in my fourth year. But I definitely do have a secret past that I tell no one about, except anonymously on the internet
But to acknowledge your original question, respond with a smirk, "Smart girl."
MountainSlide
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Not in the states, in Canada any sentence 2 years + is federal time. In Canada they don't really care about drug crimes that much but very strict on violence. Mostly I got screwed over by a bad lawyer and bad judge who was secretly on his death bed and had cancer, but trying to explain how I got such a long sentence is retarded because even people inside the jail were like wtf you got a massive sentence when there are people that have done way worse and gotten half the time. So basically I just got ****ed for no good reason. Even my P.O. thinks I should've gotten maybe 2 years.guru1000 said:
Cold reading
Sounds like she gave you a "cold reading". Maybe she was reading this site or The Game.
I think you could give anyone a cold reading such as "I feel like you have a secret past" and you'll find most people reaching back into the recess of their minds examining any skeletons from the past or any "wrong doings" that they did and thinking "damn how did she know that?"
You'd be surprised how many people would offer up a few past 'sins' or write a confessional...
The beauty of cold reading.
Sounds like she gave you a "cold reading". Maybe she was reading this site or The Game.
I think you could give anyone a cold reading such as "I feel like you have a secret past" and you'll find most people reaching back into the recess of their minds examining any skeletons from the past or any "wrong doings" that they did and thinking "damn how did she know that?"
You'd be surprised how many people would offer up a few past 'sins' or write a confessional...
The beauty of cold reading.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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Minors take a far less offense than adults. Gotta keep that in mind.Ruler said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MountainSlide
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True that, I committed some offences when I was a minor that would've landed me jail time and instead I got probation and community serviceImTheDoubleGreatest! said:
. Anyway, having committed crimes is nothing to brag about and I am ashamed of what I did and that's why I don't like to tell people about it, I guess I'm a bit of a coward in that regard.
Skyline
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Not sure how Canadian prisons are, but American prison's DO change you once you get it, if you get out that is.MountainSlide said:True that, I committed some offences when I was a minor that would've landed me jail time and instead I got probation and community service