"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This chick pretty or not?

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As I said Im wacking off. :) When I was talking with her she had different pic on her profile, and that one was very attractive indeed. Then she told me its a pic of her friend, so I thought shell look pretty, or worst case scenario shes fat or ugly but I still have her friend. Well turns out her friend is a guy, and shes not my type, lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Uhh...anything you wanna talk about? Feeling a little lonely?

Shes gross bro, and shes crazy...fvckin crazy.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i don't mean this in a bad way, but i think you're desperate. did you meet her on myspace after you saw that picture of the cute girl and then later she gave you these pics?
 
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how could you post a photo of yourself and not relise your fly is undone.
 
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banGbro said:
As I said Im wacking off. :) When I was talking with her she had different pic on her profile, and that one was very attractive indeed. Then she told me its a pic of her friend, so I thought shell look pretty, or worst case scenario shes fat or ugly but I still have her friend. Well turns out her friend is a guy, and shes not my type, lol.
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Well, the myspace picture is alright but those other pics almost made me throw up. She looks like misses doubtfire.
 
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Screw this, I wanna move on. I was drunk when I posted this, I shouldnt have, now I see for myself.
 
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agrees with all above, must have baggage, could have lived on the streets, from what i see shes probably a druggy lol.
no go, definitely a no go unless u r desperate.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Zerotwoonenine said:
agrees with all above, must have baggage, could have lived on the streets, from what i see shes probably a druggy lol.
no go, definitely a no go unless u r desperate.
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I agree

This is so funny!

You better have been drunk man, she's FUGLLLLYYY!
 
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Mods need to remove/lock this topic, it is clearly a troll.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No dude. Honestly speaking, not at all.
Maybe it's not my style, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you like her personality, why not, no one can judge who you want to be with.
If you like her, go for it.
 
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'd hate to see some girl who's a real person not get a man because i dissed on her. What do you think? There's your answer.
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that's right...
 
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check out the last pic...she doesnt even have her fly up and shes **** faced, musta been fkd between pics
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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