"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This chick pretty or not?

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As I said Im wacking off. :) When I was talking with her she had different pic on her profile, and that one was very attractive indeed. Then she told me its a pic of her friend, so I thought shell look pretty, or worst case scenario shes fat or ugly but I still have her friend. Well turns out her friend is a guy, and shes not my type, lol.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Uhh...anything you wanna talk about? Feeling a little lonely?

Shes gross bro, and shes crazy...fvckin crazy.
 

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i don't mean this in a bad way, but i think you're desperate. did you meet her on myspace after you saw that picture of the cute girl and then later she gave you these pics?
 

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how could you post a photo of yourself and not relise your fly is undone.
 

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banGbro said:
As I said Im wacking off. :) When I was talking with her she had different pic on her profile, and that one was very attractive indeed. Then she told me its a pic of her friend, so I thought shell look pretty, or worst case scenario shes fat or ugly but I still have her friend. Well turns out her friend is a guy, and shes not my type, lol.
Well, the myspace picture is alright but those other pics almost made me throw up. She looks like misses doubtfire.
 

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Screw this, I wanna move on. I was drunk when I posted this, I shouldnt have, now I see for myself.
 

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agrees with all above, must have baggage, could have lived on the streets, from what i see shes probably a druggy lol.
no go, definitely a no go unless u r desperate.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Zerotwoonenine said:
agrees with all above, must have baggage, could have lived on the streets, from what i see shes probably a druggy lol.
no go, definitely a no go unless u r desperate.
I agree

This is so funny!

You better have been drunk man, she's FUGLLLLYYY!
 

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Mods need to remove/lock this topic, it is clearly a troll.
 

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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No dude. Honestly speaking, not at all.
Maybe it's not my style, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you like her personality, why not, no one can judge who you want to be with.
If you like her, go for it.
 

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azanon said:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'd hate to see some girl who's a real person not get a man because i dissed on her. What do you think? There's your answer.
that's right...
 

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check out the last pic...she doesnt even have her fly up and shes **** faced, musta been fkd between pics
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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