"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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This Board = Jerry Springer?

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Recently, this board has reminded me of Jerry Springer. You have the topic starter. The transexual on stage. I'm not saying anyone who starts a topic is a transexual. That would make me a transexual. :) That's just who they are on Jerry Springer. Then you have the audience (replies). Everytime I see a new thread, I see this. Someone replies to a new thread: "I just want to say to the gay guy... Your a faggot! *Snaps fingers in a Z shape, high fives his best friends and sits down". Poster replies: "Well your friend sitting next to you has no problem with it *snaps fingers back at them*" Replier: "Oh it's on girlfriend *Hits topic poster over the head with a chair*" JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz or TooGood4u and ... this whole board then I'm paying attention to the guy whose like "I NEED HELP! Guys? Guys?!" ... JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

On that note... I just want to say to the pretty boy... TooGood4U... I've seen monkeys that are prettier than you. *Hits TooGood4U over the head with a chair* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Folks! It's a call out!! get up off your seats in antipication of the result of this head-smashing, after these commericals!

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Hahaha... and this site has reached an all new low.

Now the newbie questions aren't so bad. They are the last remnants of people interesting in talking about girls instead of just behaving like girls.

I don't know why the mods just to close all the threads you're talking about (including this one).

Watching the way the guys act on here, to me it's no wonder most of them need help getting laid. Clearly they have problems beyond the scope of this message board.


BrotherAP :D
 
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It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz
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Thank you! Thank you! You're very kind. No pictures.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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