"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This Board = Jerry Springer?

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Recently, this board has reminded me of Jerry Springer. You have the topic starter. The transexual on stage. I'm not saying anyone who starts a topic is a transexual. That would make me a transexual. :) That's just who they are on Jerry Springer. Then you have the audience (replies). Everytime I see a new thread, I see this. Someone replies to a new thread: "I just want to say to the gay guy... Your a faggot! *Snaps fingers in a Z shape, high fives his best friends and sits down". Poster replies: "Well your friend sitting next to you has no problem with it *snaps fingers back at them*" Replier: "Oh it's on girlfriend *Hits topic poster over the head with a chair*" JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz or TooGood4u and ... this whole board then I'm paying attention to the guy whose like "I NEED HELP! Guys? Guys?!" ... JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

On that note... I just want to say to the pretty boy... TooGood4U... I've seen monkeys that are prettier than you. *Hits TooGood4U over the head with a chair* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Folks! It's a call out!! get up off your seats in antipication of the result of this head-smashing, after these commericals!

:woo: :crackup:
 
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Hahaha... and this site has reached an all new low.

Now the newbie questions aren't so bad. They are the last remnants of people interesting in talking about girls instead of just behaving like girls.

I don't know why the mods just to close all the threads you're talking about (including this one).

Watching the way the guys act on here, to me it's no wonder most of them need help getting laid. Clearly they have problems beyond the scope of this message board.


BrotherAP :D
 
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It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz
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Thank you! Thank you! You're very kind. No pictures.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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