"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This Board = Jerry Springer?

thederekeffect1

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Recently, this board has reminded me of Jerry Springer. You have the topic starter. The transexual on stage. I'm not saying anyone who starts a topic is a transexual. That would make me a transexual. :) That's just who they are on Jerry Springer. Then you have the audience (replies). Everytime I see a new thread, I see this. Someone replies to a new thread: "I just want to say to the gay guy... Your a faggot! *Snaps fingers in a Z shape, high fives his best friends and sits down". Poster replies: "Well your friend sitting next to you has no problem with it *snaps fingers back at them*" Replier: "Oh it's on girlfriend *Hits topic poster over the head with a chair*" JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz or TooGood4u and ... this whole board then I'm paying attention to the guy whose like "I NEED HELP! Guys? Guys?!" ... JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

On that note... I just want to say to the pretty boy... TooGood4U... I've seen monkeys that are prettier than you. *Hits TooGood4U over the head with a chair* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Docs

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Folks! It's a call out!! get up off your seats in antipication of the result of this head-smashing, after these commericals!

:woo: :crackup:
 

BrotherAP

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Hahaha... and this site has reached an all new low.

Now the newbie questions aren't so bad. They are the last remnants of people interesting in talking about girls instead of just behaving like girls.

I don't know why the mods just to close all the threads you're talking about (including this one).

Watching the way the guys act on here, to me it's no wonder most of them need help getting laid. Clearly they have problems beyond the scope of this message board.


BrotherAP :D
 

Chrisman

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It's kind of entertaining. I'm paying more attention to the threads where the flaming occurs between Chrisman and Shezz
Thank you! Thank you! You're very kind. No pictures.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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