"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Thinking of turning a fantasy into reality

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My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
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Suddenly the song "Stacy's Mom" starts playing in my head.

If you think you can handle it, then go for it. Worst that can happen is you're girlfirend thinks your a freak & her Mom thinks...you're a freak.
 
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I guess troll season is open. Can we shoot em?
 
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Worst idea I've ever heard.

Yea, let's go romance the crazy-eyed mother who just got beaten by her last husband.

Sounds like a plan...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm sure there's gotta be some members on this forum who've thought of boning their mother-in-law, gf's mom or a MILF.
 
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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
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If you are near her hamper, grab a pair of her soiled panties and sniff them. Do this in front of her.

Trust me, women love this! I like to use my mother-in-law's panties to jerk off with.
 
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No panty sniffing for me, I'd rather drill her to pieces.

I'm not thinking of seducing her anytime soon, many things could happen before the future becomes present.
She could find another man to fill her needs or she may end up alone without any non-biological male contact.
As the years go by, I'm thinking it'll go to the latter.
And should it go there, I'd want to be that one and only non-biological male contact.
I'm not planning to grab her breasts or peck her lips, my strategy is to make her want to grab me or kiss me (when we're alone of course).
So, I'm planning to plant the seed in her mind that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.
Thus as the years go by, I'm hoping her need for sexual satisfication will grow to the point where she isn't offended with the idea of being drilled by her SIL (me).

Any thoughts or suggestions to help me with this plan?
 
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Seriously bad idea IMO.

IME, Mothers and their daughters tend to share a whole lot more together than guys would share with their parents, so there is virtually no way this would stay buried for long.
 
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I agree, mothers and their daugthers share a lot more things then men.
That's why I don't plan to make any direct advances.
I just want to let her know (subconciously if at all possible) that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.

I want her to come to me.
Of course, this strategy would require some curcumstances and time.
1. her being alone at home
2. her with no male companion
3. her seeing me as the only non-biological male
4. her comfortable around me (ie. getting along)
5. her trusting me (ie. can keep a secret)
6. add in some years (10-15 years me thinks)

The reason why I'd want her to come to me is pretty obvious I think.
It's all about buy in.
If she wants me to pound her away to lala-land, she's more likely to keep this thing a secret since it was her who initiated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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