Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Thinking of turning a fantasy into reality

seeker003

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My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?

Suddenly the song "Stacy's Mom" starts playing in my head.

If you think you can handle it, then go for it. Worst that can happen is you're girlfirend thinks your a freak & her Mom thinks...you're a freak.
 

horaholic

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I guess troll season is open. Can we shoot em?
 

Swashbuckler

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Worst idea I've ever heard.

Yea, let's go romance the crazy-eyed mother who just got beaten by her last husband.

Sounds like a plan...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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seeker003

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I'm sure there's gotta be some members on this forum who've thought of boning their mother-in-law, gf's mom or a MILF.
 

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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
If you are near her hamper, grab a pair of her soiled panties and sniff them. Do this in front of her.

Trust me, women love this! I like to use my mother-in-law's panties to jerk off with.
 

seeker003

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No panty sniffing for me, I'd rather drill her to pieces.

I'm not thinking of seducing her anytime soon, many things could happen before the future becomes present.
She could find another man to fill her needs or she may end up alone without any non-biological male contact.
As the years go by, I'm thinking it'll go to the latter.
And should it go there, I'd want to be that one and only non-biological male contact.
I'm not planning to grab her breasts or peck her lips, my strategy is to make her want to grab me or kiss me (when we're alone of course).
So, I'm planning to plant the seed in her mind that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.
Thus as the years go by, I'm hoping her need for sexual satisfication will grow to the point where she isn't offended with the idea of being drilled by her SIL (me).

Any thoughts or suggestions to help me with this plan?
 

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Seriously bad idea IMO.

IME, Mothers and their daughters tend to share a whole lot more together than guys would share with their parents, so there is virtually no way this would stay buried for long.
 

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I agree, mothers and their daugthers share a lot more things then men.
That's why I don't plan to make any direct advances.
I just want to let her know (subconciously if at all possible) that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.

I want her to come to me.
Of course, this strategy would require some curcumstances and time.
1. her being alone at home
2. her with no male companion
3. her seeing me as the only non-biological male
4. her comfortable around me (ie. getting along)
5. her trusting me (ie. can keep a secret)
6. add in some years (10-15 years me thinks)

The reason why I'd want her to come to me is pretty obvious I think.
It's all about buy in.
If she wants me to pound her away to lala-land, she's more likely to keep this thing a secret since it was her who initiated.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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