"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Thinking of turning a fantasy into reality

seeker003

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My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?

Suddenly the song "Stacy's Mom" starts playing in my head.

If you think you can handle it, then go for it. Worst that can happen is you're girlfirend thinks your a freak & her Mom thinks...you're a freak.
 

horaholic

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I guess troll season is open. Can we shoot em?
 

Swashbuckler

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Worst idea I've ever heard.

Yea, let's go romance the crazy-eyed mother who just got beaten by her last husband.

Sounds like a plan...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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seeker003

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I'm sure there's gotta be some members on this forum who've thought of boning their mother-in-law, gf's mom or a MILF.
 

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seeker003 said:
My near future (~2years) mother-in-law is hot.
She's a single mother (mid-40s), divorced from an abuser - she has 1 daughter (my gf) and 1 son (10 years old)
She currently seeing this guy she met online - she's breaking it off, too needy

My fantasy is to be able to bang this hottie of a mother-in-law in the future.
I'm planning to capitalize on her need for male contact, hopefully she'll stay unmarried/attached.

I'm thinking of starting really slow - light hand-to-hand contact, eye-contact, hand on the small of her back, etc. whenever we meet during the holidays/visits.
I just want to inprint in her mind that I can be a source for her sexual release and have it build up as the years go by.

Anyone else have had thoughts like these?
Anyone ever tried this?
If you are near her hamper, grab a pair of her soiled panties and sniff them. Do this in front of her.

Trust me, women love this! I like to use my mother-in-law's panties to jerk off with.
 

seeker003

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No panty sniffing for me, I'd rather drill her to pieces.

I'm not thinking of seducing her anytime soon, many things could happen before the future becomes present.
She could find another man to fill her needs or she may end up alone without any non-biological male contact.
As the years go by, I'm thinking it'll go to the latter.
And should it go there, I'd want to be that one and only non-biological male contact.
I'm not planning to grab her breasts or peck her lips, my strategy is to make her want to grab me or kiss me (when we're alone of course).
So, I'm planning to plant the seed in her mind that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.
Thus as the years go by, I'm hoping her need for sexual satisfication will grow to the point where she isn't offended with the idea of being drilled by her SIL (me).

Any thoughts or suggestions to help me with this plan?
 

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Seriously bad idea IMO.

IME, Mothers and their daughters tend to share a whole lot more together than guys would share with their parents, so there is virtually no way this would stay buried for long.
 

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I agree, mothers and their daugthers share a lot more things then men.
That's why I don't plan to make any direct advances.
I just want to let her know (subconciously if at all possible) that I'm open to the idea of bedding her.

I want her to come to me.
Of course, this strategy would require some curcumstances and time.
1. her being alone at home
2. her with no male companion
3. her seeing me as the only non-biological male
4. her comfortable around me (ie. getting along)
5. her trusting me (ie. can keep a secret)
6. add in some years (10-15 years me thinks)

The reason why I'd want her to come to me is pretty obvious I think.
It's all about buy in.
If she wants me to pound her away to lala-land, she's more likely to keep this thing a secret since it was her who initiated.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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