"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thinking about getting my EX Deported!!!

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Ok here's the deal.. I broke up w/ my GF. First, she comes over to my house to get all her stuff. When I was in the bathroom, she deleted
all the girls #'s out of my cell phone. On my way to work I almost died in a car wreck because I was looking for a phone # in my cell.
Next, the ***** is stalking me begging me to let her stay the night.
Then yesterday, she called my dad and told him I do all these drugs and I'm an alcoholic. He has heart problems and he said he almost had a heart attack. Then the psycho ***** starts calling my sister!

This girl is from South America and during our relationship she admitted to me she is using a fake SS# and is here illegally. I am no snitch, but she is messing w/ my family. I'm thinking about reporting her to INS. What will happen to her if I do this? Do they deport her right away, taker her to court, jail, anybody know?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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if shes not worthy to live here go deport her :p
 

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if she had done all those things to me, i'd deport her in a heart blink.
 

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What does INS do if I call the hotline? I can tell them her name and where she works. Will they send agents there right away or and then what do they do? Court? Jail? Or instant deportation?
 

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Lol perefect huh.

Me personally i would do deport her ass, after doing all that **** to me, they deport her back right away, and if they cant for whatever reason, they place her in jail until they deport her
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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let us now how it went
 

Joe The Homophobe

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all the girls #'s out of my cell phone. On my way to work I almost died in a car wreck because I was looking for a phone # in my cell.
I have no symphaty for people that are occupied with things other than driving when on the drivers seat. You are no better than all the women that do their makeup or eat while driving and get so many people killed in car accidents!
 

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OK I did it. I called and even told them she has been badmouthing our president/country.

I used my cell, I wonder if they traced the call and am listening to all my calls now.
Guess I wait and see.. oh great now one of her relatives will shoot my ass.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I can just see an INS add:


Are you tired of you illegal alien girl friend? Call INS.
No more messy break ups!


You report 'em, we deport 'em!
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
OK I did it. I called and even told them she has been badmouthing our president/country.

I used my cell, I wonder if they traced the call and am listening to all my calls now.
Guess I wait and see.. oh great now one of her relatives will shoot my ass.
what did they say?
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
what did they say?

they said the call was recorded and they will send it to the appropriate office.
Man I feel bad about this.
 

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Basically:

We don't really care. We'll get to it in a month or two.
In the meantime the recording gets taped over, by a lame MC hammer song. :D
 

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who cares? if she gets deported, you just laugh your a$$ off. if she doesn't, you just have to deal with her. Either way, not much will happen to you. If, however, she DOES get deported, that will be some funny sh*t! :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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This is the funniest post i've read in days:crackup:
 

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Careful man. Her uncle is prolly a drug kingpin. He's gunna have ur nuts in a vice by the end of the month hehe
 

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Best thread here in a while. You should have your friends and or family call and report her too. You should have said that she was somehow connected to some drug smuggling, even better..
 

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LOL I cant believe you did it... You must have some big fvckin testicles... Wow okay well I know they cant tell her who did it so really she wont know how they found out... And the government finds illegal aliens all the time on their own, so it will seem like pure coincidence... Dont worry dood.
 

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I regret doing it now. I don't want to ruin her life but it's done I was in a drunken rage. I can't change it. But you know? My poor dad stormed into my house after the call and demanded I put all my drugs in front of him (I didn't have any at the time, honestly). I told him I'll go take a friggin piss test. We run a business together and he fired me because of this phone call. Well, we talked and he hired me back at least.

Now as for this chic, last time she came over and refused to leave I told her if you don't leave I'm going to call Immigration on your ass! She finally left but said "
yeah right i'm getting a green card". How the hell is that possible?

So, I ALREADY threatened to report her BEFORE she goes and calls my folks and almost costs me my job and my dad his life. What's she going to do next?

The reason we broke up is she's a psycho! She never would leave my house when I asked her too. She tried to move herself in and I stopped it. Then she starts showing up at my house unexpectedly, stalking and waiting for me after work. Calls my cll phone 100 times. One day she came over and I didn't want her to come in. She just sat outside and rang the doorbell for a ****ing hour! And then she started sleeping on my steps! Finally I had to let her in... shall I go on????

Oh yeah, not only did dhe DELETE all my #'s in my cell, but she WROTE DOWN the girls #'s in my cell and called them saying she's still my girlfriend after I broke up with her!! So she is seriuosly effing up my life right now!

Do you think they'll go get her? Keep in mind I live close to Washington DC!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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