Things to do to make her want you

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

00Kevin

Master Don Juan

Sep 30, 2004

Re: Re: Things to do to make her want you

Originally posted by MsThang
NO NO NO NO NO. Men are terrible at compliments. For instance, the following "compliments" should be avoided:

"You're pretty fun for a fat girl."

"That dress does a great job of hiding your fat thighs."

"You remind me of my ex-girlfriend! She was great in bed."

"You have a great ass. I bet you like it when guys hit it from the back."

thanks.. I'm going to use these

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.