I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
I guess there is some truth to the try-before-you-buy marketing tactic!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheDon Juan Way of Handling another guy
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DinoCassanova
Senior Don Juan
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
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Bloke
Senior Don Juan
An Alpha man wouldn't stand for this !
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
:crackup:Originally posted by DinoCassanova
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.