I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
I guess there is some truth to the try-before-you-buy marketing tactic!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheDon Juan Way of Handling another guy
- Thread starter blinkwatt
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DinoCassanova
Senior Don Juan
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
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Bloke
Senior Don Juan
An Alpha man wouldn't stand for this !
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
:crackup:Originally posted by DinoCassanova
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.