I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
I guess there is some truth to the try-before-you-buy marketing tactic!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheDon Juan Way of Handling another guy
- Thread starter blinkwatt
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DinoCassanova
Senior Don Juan
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.
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Bloke
Senior Don Juan
An Alpha man wouldn't stand for this !
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
Next time when he goes to do it just put your hand out firmly to stop him & casually say in whatever style you like that you none appreciate it. By the looks of things he's just having fun. if he ain't a wanker he'll stop, no need to make a big fuss.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
:crackup:Originally posted by DinoCassanova
comon Dino, we all know you let him, and since then, you haven't been looking back.
>> You got me my maple leaf flag-waving friend. He dropped to his knees and worshipped my manhood. And since then several other men who have been so "inclined" have as well, really whenever they ask. So don't be shy, just PM me what you really want to ask, and we can set up a meeting in a subway bathroom or something. Thing is you'll have to come to Chi-town for a double dose of this d*ckin', cuz I don't bring it to you.