"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The worst thing to say after sex

Blackdragon5095

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Rules #

1. Make it be funny :crackup:

2. This is after you had sex with a girl.

3. Be a 100% jerk :box:

I'll go first

Girl: How was the sex ??

Me: The girl last nite was better
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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IsiMan84

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Her: How was it?

Me: I'll have to wait until the itch goes away to better answer your question.
 

DDevil

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Her: How was it?

Me: How was what?

I acually said this once just to mess with her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Paradigm Artisan

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After having sex with her I would yell "YOU GOT PUNKED!!"

And then out comes the hidden camera crew from behind the closet.
 

Point Blank

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Her: How was it?
Me: The sheets were really comfortable
 

S1NN3R

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Her: How was it?

Me: Sh!t, I think I just heard my wife downstairs!

Or after sex.....

Her: Oh god yes!

Me: Shhhh, I'm not paying you to "talk".
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fash

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Her: How was it?

Me: Wow! I'm not a virgin anymore!!! :woo:
 

Tomatoes

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Her: How was it for you

Me: Your mum was better. However she did give me these bastard crabs.



Sarge On!
 

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"You have a runny nose, oh...that's just my cumm".
 

jonwon

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Wh' Wh' dam why did you have to wake my up, i was dreaming i was screwing Tom Cruise.


You know i did not want to say, but i cant keep it in anymore, you have BAD BO.


Or the very worst, by the way i have AIDS.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vulpine

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HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
________________

V: *Leans over the edge of the bed and makes puking noises*
 
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q: how was the sex?

a: Here is a dollar for your 'services', and actually give her a dollar. That's how I rate it.
 

Yuriy777

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Vulpine said:
HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
...
I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from :D )
 

Faded Image

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Her: Did you enjoy it?

You: Yeah, but i didn't like the smell.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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