"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The worst thing to say after sex

Blackdragon5095

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Rules #

1. Make it be funny :crackup:

2. This is after you had sex with a girl.

3. Be a 100% jerk :box:

I'll go first

Girl: How was the sex ??

Me: The girl last nite was better
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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IsiMan84

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Her: How was it?

Me: I'll have to wait until the itch goes away to better answer your question.
 

DDevil

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Her: How was it?

Me: How was what?

I acually said this once just to mess with her.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Paradigm Artisan

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After having sex with her I would yell "YOU GOT PUNKED!!"

And then out comes the hidden camera crew from behind the closet.
 

Point Blank

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Her: How was it?
Me: The sheets were really comfortable
 

S1NN3R

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Her: How was it?

Me: Sh!t, I think I just heard my wife downstairs!

Or after sex.....

Her: Oh god yes!

Me: Shhhh, I'm not paying you to "talk".
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Fash

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Her: How was it?

Me: Wow! I'm not a virgin anymore!!! :woo:
 

Tomatoes

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Her: How was it for you

Me: Your mum was better. However she did give me these bastard crabs.



Sarge On!
 

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"You have a runny nose, oh...that's just my cumm".
 

jonwon

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Wh' Wh' dam why did you have to wake my up, i was dreaming i was screwing Tom Cruise.


You know i did not want to say, but i cant keep it in anymore, you have BAD BO.


Or the very worst, by the way i have AIDS.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Vulpine

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HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
________________

V: *Leans over the edge of the bed and makes puking noises*
 
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q: how was the sex?

a: Here is a dollar for your 'services', and actually give her a dollar. That's how I rate it.
 

Yuriy777

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Vulpine said:
HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
...
I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from :D )
 

Faded Image

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Her: Did you enjoy it?

You: Yeah, but i didn't like the smell.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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