"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The worst thing to say after sex

Blackdragon5095

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Rules #

1. Make it be funny :crackup:

2. This is after you had sex with a girl.

3. Be a 100% jerk :box:

I'll go first

Girl: How was the sex ??

Me: The girl last nite was better
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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IsiMan84

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Her: How was it?

Me: I'll have to wait until the itch goes away to better answer your question.
 

DDevil

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Her: How was it?

Me: How was what?

I acually said this once just to mess with her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Paradigm Artisan

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After having sex with her I would yell "YOU GOT PUNKED!!"

And then out comes the hidden camera crew from behind the closet.
 

Point Blank

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Her: How was it?
Me: The sheets were really comfortable
 

S1NN3R

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Her: How was it?

Me: Sh!t, I think I just heard my wife downstairs!

Or after sex.....

Her: Oh god yes!

Me: Shhhh, I'm not paying you to "talk".
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Fash

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Her: How was it?

Me: Wow! I'm not a virgin anymore!!! :woo:
 

Tomatoes

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Her: How was it for you

Me: Your mum was better. However she did give me these bastard crabs.



Sarge On!
 

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"You have a runny nose, oh...that's just my cumm".
 

jonwon

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Wh' Wh' dam why did you have to wake my up, i was dreaming i was screwing Tom Cruise.


You know i did not want to say, but i cant keep it in anymore, you have BAD BO.


Or the very worst, by the way i have AIDS.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vulpine

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HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
________________

V: *Leans over the edge of the bed and makes puking noises*
 
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q: how was the sex?

a: Here is a dollar for your 'services', and actually give her a dollar. That's how I rate it.
 

Yuriy777

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Vulpine said:
HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
...
I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from :D )
 

Faded Image

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Her: Did you enjoy it?

You: Yeah, but i didn't like the smell.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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