"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Look at whats happening to SoSuave... a guy gets shouted down and "set straight" by a bunch of frumpy hagtards.

fvcking disgusting.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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If you can't handle it with charm and superior reason on the internet you'll probably not manage it in real life either.
 

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Nighthawk said:
If you can't handle it with charm and superior reason on the internet you'll probably not manage it in real life either.
QFG (gospel)

A lot of girls act like this in real life. I wonder if these "DJs" b!tch and moan the same way to them like they do on here?
 

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Jack pretty much owned everyone in this thread including me.

Well played.

He has drawn out all the lovers of exciting drama!
 

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Many of the women of Loveshack, whether they were there for the raid, or have heard about it since, are signing up because they have heard it is either a site of manly men or whiney wannabees or bitter woman-haters.

First, if it was a site they thought promoted, say a religion or being anti or pro-abortion, or the moon is made of cheese, they would have no interest. It's the supposed testosterone over here that is making them curious.

Now under these circumstances, the FIRST thing you can expect from a woman is a shit-test. Let's see how how manly and cool these guys really are when I call them names, try and shame them, change the subject, press their buttons, all the usual stuff you should understand.

The SSers that lose their temper easily, or show any bitterness get a FAIL and confirm to them that the site is not made of the men thet find attractive. Ones that allow the female to control the convo or wind up agreeing too much (haven't seen much of that from established members, some of the new LS men more so) will get a 'nice guy' pat on the head. Argue back without much style or wit and you kinda pass, but lose on the fun and charming part of the test.

You may not feel like passing tests here in our little sanctum of manliness, and want to save that for the real world. Fine, but it's the same set-up so recognise it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Technical1 said:
frumpy hagtards.

frumpy hagtards:cheer: Man I love some of the insults here! :up:

I live in a medium sized town in Japan where NOBODY speaks english, so I always throw out crazy nicknames at people with a smiling face and a japanese bow, and they just smile and return the gesture. I'll be throwin out some "frumpy hagtards" this week boy howdy! :crackup:
 

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OP, I think "bad boys" get the ladies, but not just the bad boys. It's those men who don't care as much as the women that get them. I have had plenty of women in my life want me very badly, but I didn't really want them. The less I cared, the harder they tried. I can remember back in High School that I had a girl ask me to prom, and I told her I'd go if she payed for the limo and my tux. She did exactly that, but that was years ago.

Now, for the women I cared about and cared more than they did, they ditched me. So, my conclusion to whole game is that you can't let yourself care more than the woman. You have to be independently strong and decisive. Women want what they can't have.

If a woman is with you and she tries to change you, once you change, she'll dart. She wants that challenge and you don't have to be on drugs or have a criminal record to get her and keep her.
 

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I think Nighthawk has it down.
 

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reset said:
I think Nighthawk has it down.
You know I think you're right. I saw a lot of posts where guys were being downright mean and were calling women posters names. I can even name names. The lesson here is to be a MAN and not let the women of LS bother you or any other women for that matter. A real man doesn't care nor does he get caught up in arguments. Let's move on...
 

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Myself and JackPrescott have much different personalities and ways of gaming women.

That is the reason that I have deleted my post.

comic_relief
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well I didn't really feel it necessary to get too sucked into the name-calling. Admitted troll, so have fun with it. So I passed my own test.

But when each member here got picked-apart it stopped being fun for me.
 

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iqqi said:
Hahahahhaa, I just ate a sandwich!!!!



















Jack made it. :cool:
Not in this lifetime Sweetie, and maybe if you lay off the Sammwiches and get on the treadmill and the Slimfast, mens will start looking at your ass again, instead of passing you by for the little 23 year olds. Jes tryin' to help. Help me, help you!:up:
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
*Walks into thread with a plate of refreshments. Beaming*

Hey guys! I got some sandwiches and juice for....

*sees women eating Jack*

*face still frozen in a smiling gesture, immediately turns around and walks out as fast as he came in*
Only way dem ugly broads would be eating me is in an inappropriate way, and that wouldnt happen, as I dont allow HB2s to touch me, much less eat me. :up:
 

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comic_relief said:
Myself and JackPrescott have much different personalities and ways of gaming women.

That is the reason that I have deleted my post.

comic_relief

change your name. you deleted your post because your embarassed. you showed us that you are NOT a player in this game. And your a weak ass captian save a hoe. You showed all your cards. Admit it to yourself and then you can change. Damn..you got almost 3000 posts and you still posting crap like that?

CHANGE YOUR FOCKING SCREEN NAME. CHANGE YOUR MINDSTATE. CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Technical1 said:
Look at whats happening to SoSuave... a guy gets shouted down and "set straight" by a bunch of frumpy hagtards.

fvcking disgusting.
What posts were you reading, little boy? I EXPOSED those old, overweight maids for what they are, and they had a problem with it. They do get my admiration for their spunk, but that was as easy as their exes getting them on the first date.
 

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jamescr73 said:
become an a55hole. its the easy way to doing well with women.
Become a self-assured, confident man, and you'll get all you ever needed or wanted. An as shole is no better than a chump.
 

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<claps> :D

Thanks Jack, ur my hero then!
All women love jerks, heifer. Based on your previous choices in men, along with Sunny and the rest of the unloved, desperate, single not by choice women that try to act like their all that here on SS, you have made no progress.
 

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I don't think bad boys get women or good guys get women ... I think guys with high social status/proof within a given environment get women. Sometimes that will be a bad boy in his cool gang of hard friends who know girls, other times a white middle class rugby playing guy at uni. If you're a loner who doesn't know any cool guys and cool girls then being a bad boy won't get you anywhere. Same with being a nice guy. Women may well take some abuse and whatnot if they feel who they are sexing has high social status. They'll also sex good guys with a high social status.

MM
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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