Technical1
Senior Don Juan
Look at whats happening to SoSuave... a guy gets shouted down and "set straight" by a bunch of frumpy hagtards.
fvcking disgusting.
fvcking disgusting.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
QFG (gospel)Nighthawk said:If you can't handle it with charm and superior reason on the internet you'll probably not manage it in real life either.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Technical1 said:frumpy hagtards.
You know I think you're right. I saw a lot of posts where guys were being downright mean and were calling women posters names. I can even name names. The lesson here is to be a MAN and not let the women of LS bother you or any other women for that matter. A real man doesn't care nor does he get caught up in arguments. Let's move on...reset said:I think Nighthawk has it down.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I'm the Chinese guy with the Spikes, and the other guy is your ex.iqqi said:
Not in this lifetime Sweetie, and maybe if you lay off the Sammwiches and get on the treadmill and the Slimfast, mens will start looking at your ass again, instead of passing you by for the little 23 year olds. Jes tryin' to help. Help me, help you!iqqi said:Hahahahhaa, I just ate a sandwich!!!!
Jack made it.![]()
Only way dem ugly broads would be eating me is in an inappropriate way, and that wouldnt happen, as I dont allow HB2s to touch me, much less eat me.ThunderMaverick said:*Walks into thread with a plate of refreshments. Beaming*
Hey guys! I got some sandwiches and juice for....
*sees women eating Jack*
*face still frozen in a smiling gesture, immediately turns around and walks out as fast as he came in*
comic_relief said:Myself and JackPrescott have much different personalities and ways of gaming women.
That is the reason that I have deleted my post.
comic_relief
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
What posts were you reading, little boy? I EXPOSED those old, overweight maids for what they are, and they had a problem with it. They do get my admiration for their spunk, but that was as easy as their exes getting them on the first date.Technical1 said:Look at whats happening to SoSuave... a guy gets shouted down and "set straight" by a bunch of frumpy hagtards.
fvcking disgusting.
<claps>JackPrescott said:I'm the Chinese guy with the Spikes, and the other guy is your ex.
Become a self-assured, confident man, and you'll get all you ever needed or wanted. An as shole is no better than a chump.jamescr73 said:become an a55hole. its the easy way to doing well with women.
All women love jerks, heifer. Based on your previous choices in men, along with Sunny and the rest of the unloved, desperate, single not by choice women that try to act like their all that here on SS, you have made no progress.iqqi said:<claps>
Thanks Jack, ur my hero then!
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.