the ultimate opener to seduce any chick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALPHAROMEO]

a new kick ass opener
" got a pen ?"

"thankx

"it s miracle pen u got!! it can write all the colors ( you as as the seducer starts writing the words YELLOW PINK PURPLE TED ORANGE the actual words on a piece of paper )

gasps

then you pretend to receive a message from the sky from the spirits ( thru a magic trick you get a card seemingly from the spirits in actual fact thru sleight of hand you get a card:crackup: d stuck to the back of the back of your hand you hold up your arm unexpetedly

it s easy to learn and it really kicks ass

on the card you got three queestions written
1 ASK THIS YOUNG LADY WHO S WRITTEN THOSE TWO SONGS

 

[CaptainJ]

That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.

 

[In Motion]

Hahaha, oh wow.

Wait what?

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.

LOL, field tested ?

 

[CaptainJ]

LOL, field tested ?

I wouldn't tell you guys if it wasn't. Trust me, it always goes down well. There's nothing more seductive than a hunky guy calling on the spirit of Ra.

 

[AtillaTheHun]

This is crazy. Alpharomeo needs to be a comedian

 

[Dante420]

did u field test the message from the sky part? lol

 

[beatoven]

ALPHAROMEO puts the stud in stud muffin.

I am not worthy of your presence, brah.

 

[Accension]

OP, your concept of the game is wrong.
Concentrating on petty little tricks will only get you so far.

Turn your focus upon yourself, not the girl.

 

[B. Fierce]

That's good, but mine is even better.

You ask a lady if she has a torch, then you say you'll flash the torch in lots of different colours, but by flash, you actually flash her your penis.

Then you call upon the spirit of Ra, who flies down in the form of an eagle, but it's not actually an eagle, just sleight of hand. The eagle is actually your penis, and you tape it to the back of your hand.

On the "Eagle" there's 2 questions written. But really fine print. Get the lady to look closely and then rub the magic eagle until the juices of Ra explode in her face.

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.

LMAO!!!!! I can't wait to try it.

 

[Commandante]

It's easy to learn and it kicks ass.

A have a better one:

Go and sarge with Alpharomeo! Wait until he makes some tricks, asks about song writers or can´t find the bar which doesn´t exist and say: "Do you see this idiot with his tricks/lies? Do you know him? No? Neither do I. Well, my name is blabla..."